thisurlisgeneric: iammissanna: isnarniainyournose: brynndowney: playerprophet: plaidninjaturtle: theamericankid: “Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!” WHY!? The timing..! I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard. THE COMMENTARY the cat’s like “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BALLOON?!?!?”  I’ve seen this gif before and it’s 6 am and I found the commentary on the reblogs amusing enough I feel so sorry for that poor cat.  The reality-shaking horror it must have been experiencing to jump that high… This is still hilarious, though. It’s like one of those shitty footballers. Oh, sorry, did I say shitty footballers, I mean one of those footballers.
everyone:you're so quiet
me:i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
rerouted2remain: In Flames

Steven Moffat's childhood

moffat:no, mum, I didn't break the vase.
mum:who did it then?
moffat:outside the window there was a butterfly and the butterfly flew past the window and our canary saw it and squeaked and the goldfish hit the tank and the cat was interested in the goldfish because the cat is hungry...
mum:so the cat knocked over the vase?
moffat:or did he?
mum:steven--
moffat:I guess you'll have to wait till next season.
*flies away, cackling madly*
snapes-lily: halfburiedbow: mygreaterperhaps: maintainedmania: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. the smile on my face TOO MUCH LOVE. Oh my goodness. I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash because elephants.